| George
W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Phone: 202-456-1111
Fax: 202-456-2461
E-mail: president@whitehouse.gov
EXPERIENCE
President, United State of America, 2001-2004
- Invaded and occupied two countries
at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
- Spent the US surplus and effectively
bankrupted the US Treasury.
- Shattered the record for the largest annual deficit
in US history.
- Set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month period.
- Set the all-time record for most foreclosures
in a 12-month period.
- Set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
the history of the US stock market.
- In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans
lost their jobs.
- First President in US history
to enter office with a criminal record.
- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in US history. My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named
after her.
- Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips
by a US president. I am the all-time US and world record-holder
for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
- My largest lifetime campaign
contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided
over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in US history, Enron.
- My political party used Enron private jets and
corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US Supreme Court
during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron
and Halliburton from investigation or prosecution.
- More time and money was spent investigating the
Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of
the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
- Presided over the biggest
energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
- Presided over the highest
gasoline prices in US history.
- Changed the US policy to allow
convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
- Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any President in US history.
- Created the Department of
Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the
United States government.
- Broken more international
treaties than any President in US history.
- First President in US history
to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights
Commission. I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law.
- Refused to allow inspectors access to US "prisoners
of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the
Geneva Convention.
- First President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
- Set the record for fewest
number of press conferences of any President since the advent
of television.
- Set the all-time record for most days on vacation
in any one-year period.
- Garnered the most sympathy
for the US after the World Trade Center attacks and less than
a year later made the US the most hated country in the world,
the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
- Set the all-time record for
most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues
(15 million people), shattering the record for protest against
any person in the history of mankind.
- First President in US history
to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation
of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United
Nations, the majority of US citizens, and the world community.
- Have cut health care benefits
for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active
duty troops and their families -- in war time.
- In my State of the Union Address,
I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies
on our British friends.
- First President in history to have a majority
of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and security.
- Supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
BunkerBuster," a WMD.
- I have so far failed to fulfill
my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
Governor, Texas, 1994-2001
- Changed Texas pollution laws
to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted
state in the Union.
- During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
- Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
the tune of billions in borrowed money.
- Set the record for the most executions by any
governor in American history.
Managing General Partner, Texas Rangers Baseball,
1989-1994
- As a true patriot, I invested in America's past-time
of eating hotdogs, drinking beer and watching middle-aged men
play sports.
Owner, Oil and Gas Business, Can't remember the
name?, After college-before baseball
- Perfected my golf game, hung
out at the ranch, schmoozed with father’s friends.
- I bought an oil company, but
couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly
after I sold all my stock.
EDUCATION
BA, History, Yale University, Graduated 1968
MA, Business Administration, Harvard University, Cambridge, MA,
Graduated 1975
RECORDS AND REFERENCES
- All records of my tenure as
governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable
for public view.
- All records of SEC investigations
into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or
my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE JOB SEARCH GEORGE!
HERE ARE A COUPLE OF LINKS TO HELP YOU OUT. ALTHOUGH
I HEAR THE ECONOMY SUCKS RIGHT NOW,
www.monster.com
www.careerbuilder.com
www.saudinf.com
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